JUST HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM ASKING OUT THE PIZZA LADY

ISBN: 978-1-941985-81-6
30 Pages
5.8" x 8.3"
Ltd. Edition Print Run
Ship Date: January 15th, 2019

Noted feminist scholar Jonathan Franzen said: “Good novels are produced by people who voluntarily isolate themselves, and go deep, and report from the depths on what they find.“ But that’s stupid, and Jonathan Franzen’s best friend was a piece of shit. This book is the opposite sort of book that Jonathan Franzen would ever care about: it’s like, kind of not even a book? Listen, I don’t know what to tell you, man: 7-Elesbian is a bunch of tweets from the funniest lesbian on the planet. It’s basically the equivalent of a drunk lesbian’s attempt at a desk calendar, except significantly less eloquent and significantly more hilarious. M’agnificent.

THE SHIRT

To celebrate the release of this chapbook, Big Lucks has collaborated with cover illustrator Mark Cugini & Sad Poet Club to create a limited edition t-shirt.

T-SHIRT SIZING CHART, WOMENS:

XSmall: 24 3/4” Length, 15 1/4” Chest
Small: 25 3/8” Length, 16 1/4” Chest
Medium: 26” Length, 17 1/4” Chest
Large: 26 5/8” Length, 18 1/4” Chest
XL: 27 1/4” Length, 19 3/4” Chest
XXL: 27 7/8” Length, 21 1/4” Chest*
XXXL: 28 1/2” Length, 22 3/4” Chest

T-SHIRT SIZING CHART, UNISEX:

XSmall: 27” Length, 17.5” Chest
Small: 28” Length, 19” Chest
Medium: 29” Length, 20.5” Chest
Large: 30” Length, 22” Chest
XL: 31” Length, 24” Chest
XXL: 32” Length, 26” Chest*
XXXL: 33” Length, 28” Chest*

*XXL & XXXL cost extra