Christie Ann Reynolds
from TEXTS FROM MY MOM
7:09 AM
Happy Birthday
this is the woman who gave birth to you
Unreal I actually met Wayne
Your high school boyfriend I never
Knew you dated
It was crazy
I was paying a bill
I was at the bank
And this tall gorgeous man
Even nanny noticed him
He was getting an MRI after the bank
Absolutely gorgeous man
Why did I never meet him
His wife cheated on him
And now you are both single
But he has thyroid cancer
I also met a lady selling Arbonne
And she makes a lot on the side
Have you thought about selling Arbonne
I want to meet all of your boyfriends from now on
9:16 AM
Do not put your laptop on your lap
Unless you have laptop holder
It destroys your fertility
It’s not a joke
9:22 PM
I don’t know why you had to
Hang up on me? Ur so sensitive
When I talk about grandkids
I know you are smart
And beautiful but I am deep
In menopause and you are almost
30 Destiny of your cards
Is just like Lauren
Only she has three babies already
And all of her horses—You wanted to be a horse
Trainer with her and Melanie
Why did you ever stop riding
Maybe you still should
Write on the side